Right about now, now, Funk Soul Podcast, right about now podcast. The hell am I talking about.

Hey everybody, Harland Williams here.

Harland Elizabeth Williams.

Yes, my middle name is Elizabeth.

Don't ask.

Don't tell.

What a show we have today. Oh my God, we have some Russian roulette happening here today.

Somebody's going down. We're going to be starting to talk about Halloween

as that gets closer and closer.

And guess what, folks, I can fly.

I'm not even joking.

Without an airplane, I can fly.

We're going to start talking about that today I was

flying you're not going to believe how you ever hear the saying close but no

cigar we're gonna we're gonna kind of unravel that little saying a bit. We've got a

voicemail coming in from a poor listener who was cheated on?

Oh my gosh, it's, uh, what a story.

We've all been cheated on, so this guy called in and spilled his guts,

and we're gonna be analyzing that.

And then, I don't know why, but I believe my gardener's dropping in.

Senor Fuentas, I don't know why he just doesn't stay in the garden and play with the manure.

He must be full of shh-h-h-h-nothing.

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