Ground Control to Major Tom, commencing podcast engines on,

Put your ear plugs in and may God's love be with you.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, you don't have to put your ear plugs in,

but you might if you're on the treadmill or sitting in the subway, listening to

the Harlan Highway. Hello!

Harlan Williams here with you on the highway, the Harlan Highway.

Great to have you along.

What a show we have today.

We're going to be getting into some cool topics.

Are you tired of nerdy movie stars?

We're going to be talking about cool movie stars and how we can get them back.

We're going to be listening to some voicemails about silly street names

uh... voicemails about the parking break and all kinds of weird important things

uh... it's Friday dr Ascot will be coming here, and I hate to say it, but someone even worse.

Cinnamon boy.

Ugh.

And then we're going to get a little nostalgic man. We're going to be talking about

rattlesnakes and cowboys. How about that? Huh? Yeah, you're about to get bit. Not by a snake, by a podcast. So get ready, right here, on the

Harland Highway! You just made a wrong turn. On the highway.

You just made a wrong turn.

Will you kindly shut your mouth?

On to the Harlan Highway. Oh, it's lovely, it's just lovely.

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