Podcast #172: Breasts, Loneliness, and Jason's Journal
Drunk Ex-Pastors
Christian Kingery
4.7 • 566 Ratings
🗓️ 23 October 2017
⏱️ 112 minutes
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Summary
This episode of DXP begins with some heartfelt encouragement from one of our favorite callers and then moves on to a voicemail from a listener who agrees with our call for massive voter suppression in this country. We receive a promise of patronage with some strings attached and mercifully (for your sakes) we turn it down. Another caller asks us about how we'd deal with having trans kids (we'd probably still love them), and then we address some pushback we got from our last episode's remarks about Harvey Weinstein, dealing with questions like whether it is sexual objectification to like seeing boobies. Our "True Bromance" segment shifts gears this week, with Jason allowing Christian to read portions of his journal aloud while mocking him, which segues into a lengthy discussion about relationships and loneliness. Christian is biebered by the discomfort he feels while eating tacos (!), while Jason's bieber has to do with dogs and the people who own them.
Also, did we mention the tuh-tays?
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, I'm Fiona Stelman, Christian's best friend's daughter. |
| 0:08.1 | For some reason, my dad likes doing this podcast, and you like listening to it, but I'm not allowed to. |
| 0:14.4 | If you want them to keep doing the show, they need your support. |
| 0:18.7 | Become a Patreon. |
| 0:20.7 | By going to patreon. They need your support. Become a Patreon. Is that a way? |
| 0:22.3 | By going to patreon.com |
| 0:25.2 | slash drunk ex-pastors and pledging money for each episode. |
| 0:31.7 | You can donate on PayPal and write them a five-star review on iTunes and tell my dad how awesome he is. |
| 0:39.1 | And now, here they are. |
| 0:41.7 | My dad, Jason, and the other bulb guy, you drunk ex-pastors. |
| 0:47.3 | Hi, Dick Bush here. |
| 0:49.8 | I was just picking out on some bacon for breakfast and decided to call in and tell Christian, |
| 0:59.7 | I'm glad he made it through his surgery and first heard about it while I was listening to the podcast. |
| 1:05.8 | I happened to be porking my wife at the time, but don't mind that. |
| 1:46.1 | Anyway, I'm glad he's doing well and still alive, and, uh, I got to get back to the farm and feed them hogs. So, uh, Dick Bush out. Uh, he's such a ham. Hardy, har, har, ha, yeah, he is. Uh-huh. That was nice to hear from Dick Bush. It's been a while. It was. It has been a while. Yeah. I'd be making fun of my heart. Yep. And the pig valve that I don't have. Well, the good thing is, with the pig heart, you know. Yeah, now it's a whole heart. Yeah, you don't have human emotions anymore, so we can make fun of you and you won't feel it. I wish, |
| 1:46.6 | I wish, |
| 1:47.1 | if that was possible. |
| 1:48.7 | Imagine if you can have your soul removed. Oh, isn't that what those things do, those, what are those guys on Harry Potter? Cameras? Oh, yeah, the, Yeah. |
| 1:55.8 | Not the death eaters. |
| 1:56.9 | The, um, Dementors. |
| 1:58.4 | Uh-huh. |
| 1:58.8 | They suck your soul out of your body. |
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