Podcast #170: Sunday Gunday

Drunk Ex-Pastors

Christian Kingery

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy

4.7 • 566 Ratings

🗓️ 9 October 2017

⏱️ 111 minutes

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Summary

Episode #170 of Drunk Ex-Pastors begins with a heartfelt plea to change a minor detail about our show, which only confirms for us the need to keep things exactly as they are. We then seek to clarify, again, our use of the phrase "easier said than done," which is easier said than done. We turn our attention to the "price of freedom," otherwise known as the largest mass shooting in modern American history, discussing such topics as "Why doesn't freedom cost this much in any other free country?", and "Is it disingenuous for gun-rights advocates to ask for suggestions to heal this epidemic?" After our break we go into our "True Bromance" segment in which Christian reveals how he really feels (or used to feel) about Jason's religion. Christian is biebered by desperately needing an item which could make Jason rich if he weren't so lazy, while Jason's bieber betrays just how metro he really is.

Also, One of us apologizes in advance for how mad he is about this whole gun thing. Seriously.

Transcript

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0:46.4	god bless america dick bush out this is justin from gig harbor you guys got to stop playing that
0:52.7	michael w smith song into the true romance segment.
0:57.3	It's like it's there for days afterwards and takes me to a place I don't want to be.
1:02.3	Pick something else, please.
1:05.2	Absolutely not.
1:06.1	Nope, not going to happen, Justin.
1:11.2	That song, I think, was sung at my eighth grade graduation by John Randall, Pastor John
1:16.5	Randall and Chrissy Jacobs, the daughter of Colby.
1:20.8	Colby, the singing computer.
1:22.4	Wasn't it also sung at our graduation by Chris Miller?
1:26.0	Or was it also by John Randall again?
1:28.2	That guy's a one-trick pony. Well, maybe I'm getting confused between eighth grade and my senior year of high school. I think it was our senior year of high school. They sang it. Okay. Yeah, I cried, actually. Yeah. But I wasn't crying because of... I cry when we play it in the podcast. Yeah. I cry when I'm reading your letters. Yeah, so sorry, man.
1:46.6	You need to deal reading your letters.
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