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I don't know why I'm coughing so much.

Dude, will there be, will there ever be a time when we don't have to de-louse this place? I know. Every time I come down here, I've donned my hazmat suit. I know. And like, I mean, you couldn't even see that your chair is a leather chair. It looked white. It was covered in so much dust. Yeah. And then you, I'm like doing something and I hear you go, who!

And I look down, and it turns out you'd been standing on a rat. Yeah, I was. I was standing on a mouse with a flip-flop on. Yeah. And so I looked down on half the button of the, the, I, there's all kinds of stuff to step on down here. Yeah. So you just don't think about it. and then I look down. There's a fire copper wire right there. Yeah, there's all the copper pipes. There's the styrofoam stuff around it. So I thought it was just some of that. And I looked down and it's like the tail end of a mouse is sticking out from underneath my foot. Yeah. So the, um, the picture I just posting because this is like not coming out for another 10 days or something because you're going into surgery. So this is not the picture of the rat that I posted a few weeks ago. They're completely different. Different one. Yeah. So this was a new one. Yeah. But who knows where the hell it came from. Oh, my God. Right? Where the hell is the company? I mean, because that thing had been dead for like 100 years. Yeah, that thing is from... That thing was probably from when Curley McFarlane built this house in 1910. Yeah. It weighed about, like, I don't know, a gram. That thing could tell us stories about the Great Depression that would just freak us out. Right, right. Dude, this house lived through the Great Depression. Yeah, barely.

I mean, look at it.

This house was 19 years old when the Great Depression started.

So this house would have fought in World War I.

Yeah.

Braving the mustard gas of the French.

Yeah, dude, people were coming home from World War I from fighting,

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