Podcast #157: Alcoholism, Female Friendships, and More Bromance

Drunk Ex-Pastors

Christian Kingery

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy

4.7 • 566 Ratings

🗓️ 10 July 2017

⏱️ 100 minutes

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Summary

We begin this episode by (re)visiting the bathroom, and specifically the issues of Euro-boobs and prickly women, after which one of us insists, without having been asked, that he is not an alcoholic. Christian's "Mansplaining Match" segment cautions women about whom they include in their online dating profile pics, which springboards into one of Jason's theories about female friendships in general (hint for the ladies: Don't let your weight fluctuate too much or you'll need to find a new group of friends). This week's "True Bromance" portion of the show features Jason reading a letter sent to him by Christian in 1993, complete with Bible verses and everything. We discuss MMA and violence in general, and receive some pushback from the folks at the 30-Rockers podcast about our recent criticisms of the program. We briefly discuss whether one of us is more boastful about where he's from than the other and whether it's warranted (which it totally is), and lastly we consider John McEnroe's recent controversial claims about men and women actually being different. Christian is biebered by being constantly beeped at, while Jason's bieber has to do with white people.

Also, those *were* European shampoo commercials we were watching and not porn, right?

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0:49.8	Hey guys, this is Alicia from Florida.
0:52.7	I just got home from spending 26 days in Europe.
0:58.8	And just so you know, the whole time I was there, I watched a whole bunch of TV in languages
1:05.2	I didn't understand.
1:06.5	And not once did I see a shampoo commercial with boobies in it for years. That's it. It cuts. It cuts out. I'd like to hear what else she had to say. But I definitely saw them. I know. Yeah, I wasn't making it up. And then like the pizza guy shows up and she doesn't have money to pay him. And then the music starts. It's like, Bacobacobu. Yeah. Yeah.
1:27.6	And then they find another way to make payment.
1:44.7	Okay. And he's like a German, he's a German cable guy and he's like, money dispatchezes. There's a problem with his dinahab. Yeah. So, yeah. No, I definitely saw. There's all kinds of porn in Europe. Believe me. I remember every boob I've ever seen.
1:45.0	Yeah.
2:18.3	And those I certainly saw in a shampoo commercial. Nothing like a soapy boob. Speaking of... I didn't know how I was going to finish that sentence until I did it. I started it and I needed to go somewhere. It was perfect, though, because speaking of soapy boobs, uh-huh. Last week I mentioned the whole thing about the leg shaving thing. And we got a voicemail from Cora. And I just want to clarify something because maybe I came across the wrong way because she's like, Christian, that's so cool that you don't mind having sex with somebody who hasn't shaved their legs. Whoa. And can you please talk to my husband? Blah, blah, blah. That's not what was said.
2:19.5	Nor was it alleged.
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