Podcast #150: Happy Susquicentennial!
Drunk Ex-Pastors
Christian Kingery
4.7 • 566 Ratings
🗓️ 22 May 2017
⏱️ 107 minutes
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Summary
Our 150th episode of Drunk Ex-Pastors begins with a voicemail from some girl who's begging for forgiveness for getting mad at Jason for calling girls "girls" (kidding aside, it was very sweet). We then open a package on the air that basically establishes our feminist street cred, after which we discuss what TV shows we've been watching (turns out, The Handmaid's Tale is only "fiction" if Trump's presidency ends real soon-like). We take a call about how we mitigate our fear of flying (hashtag, drugs), take another about whether believers are consistent about the whole total depravity thing, and then respond to another listener's question about why Christian conservatives hate the "life" part of the Constitution's thing about those inalienable rights our Creator supposedly endowed us all with. After our break we take another voice mail about whether ghosts are real, delving into the question of if there is more to us than our mere physical bodies, and if so, whether we can be visited from the great beyond. Jason is biebered by inconsistent menus, while Christian's bieber has to do with ironically good acting.
Also, Blessed be the Fruit.
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| 0:00.0 | What's up, dude? |
| 0:02.1 | What's up, man? |
| 0:03.3 | Not much. |
| 0:04.6 | Dude, it's the nicest day ever. |
| 0:07.0 | The weather's really nice. |
| 0:08.8 | Finally. |
| 0:09.3 | Yeah. |
| 0:09.9 | It's like 75, sunny. |
| 0:13.7 | Went to the bar and grill with Janie for breakfast, came home, you finished up mowing the lawn, we hung out outside. |
| 0:19.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:19.4 | Took like a four-mile walk yeah and we're |
| 0:21.6 | gonna barbecue after this dude salmon steak pork chops yeah it's the best day that's not the best day |
| 0:30.9 | i killed a bunny rabbit oh dude i know i killed a baby bunny rabbit on accident yeah not to be confused |
| 0:36.2 | with those adult bunny rabbits. |
| 0:37.7 | No. |
| 0:42.6 | Yeah, I was mowing the yard with the riding mower. |
| 0:44.4 | And he kept trying to get away. |
| 0:46.4 | It took you like three or four passes to get. I didn't even see him. |
| 0:47.3 | I was mowing this tall grass. |
| 0:49.1 | And when I came back around and turned around, I see this thing like flopping around. |
| 0:53.3 | And I thought it was a rat |
| 0:54.3 | that was jumping trying to get away through the grass. And then I realize it's a baby bunny with |
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