Podcast #145: Dadrock, United Airlines, and the Attack of the DXP Fans
Drunk Ex-Pastors
Christian Kingery
4.7 • 566 Ratings
🗓️ 17 April 2017
⏱️ 108 minutes
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Summary
This episode of DXP is fraught with attacks: against how we pronounce stuff, what we listen to, what we write, etc. But as with most prophets and sages, we understand that we are bound to be under-appreciated by our own unworthy generation, yet we soldier on. We take calls about mixing booze with brain injuries, about the nature of fundamentalism as it relates to our über-chaste vice president, and then we discuss the recent woes of everyone's favorite airline. We discuss the evangelical insistence that American Christians are being persecuted, after which we hear from a listener who is ready to put down Jason's book after only reading one chapter. Lastly, we discuss whether believing in hell keeps people from thinking outside the box. Our "Dick Move, God" segment teaches us that theft in the name of the Lord is just fine; Christian is biebered by thanksgiving even though it's Easter, and Jason's bieber has to do with thinking more people care about him than actually do.
Also, Buttrock. It's totally a thing.
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, I'm Fiona Stelman, Christian's best friend's daughter. |
| 0:10.8 | For some reason, my dad likes doing this podcast, and you like listening to it, but I'm not allowed to. |
| 0:17.1 | If you want them to keep doing the show, they need your support. |
| 0:21.4 | Become a Patreon. |
| 0:23.4 | By going to patreon.com |
| 0:27.9 | slash drunk ex-pastors and pledging money for each episode. |
| 0:34.4 | When you shop online for Legos, do it at Amazon.com slash drunk ex-pastors. You can donate on PayPal and write |
| 0:43.6 | them a five-star review on iTunes and tell my dad how awesome he is. And now, here they are. My dad, |
| 0:52.6 | and the other bulb guy, your drunk ex-pastors. |
| 0:57.0 | Hey drunk ex-pastors, this is a bit of an emergency over in my household. |
| 1:03.0 | My wife just said, ancient. We were talking about brewing beer or something, |
| 1:09.0 | the meat or the honey or whatever. |
| 1:11.4 | And she goes, oh, that's an ancient thing. |
| 1:14.4 | And I said, wait, what did you say? |
| 1:16.3 | And she goes, ancient. |
| 1:17.9 | I said, you mean ancient? |
| 1:20.6 | No, ancient. |
| 1:23.2 | So I'm uncomfortable. |
| 1:25.2 | Jason, there's someone else in the world who's as stupid and screwed up as you and uses the term ancient. |
| 1:32.0 | That's not even a word. |
| 1:33.0 | It's pretend. |
| 1:33.6 | It's fake. |
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