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Drunk Ex-Pastors

Podcast #143: Online Dating, Media Conspiracy, and Co-habitation

Drunk Ex-Pastors

Christian Kingery

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy

4.7566 Ratings

🗓️ 3 April 2017

⏱️ 99 minutes

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Summary

Episode #143 of DXP begins with a discussion of the pros and cons of online dating. We talk about whether the old stigmas still apply, how to handle a bad first impression, and whether it's harder for men or for women. We discuss our TV watching habits, after which we take a call from a listener who asks whether there is a grand conspiracy on the part of the secular media to cover up the evidence for God's existence, and if so, does that mean that atheistic scientists are dishonest and suppressing truths they know deep down are real? We delve into some personal territory involving issues like co-habitation, marriage, and to what degree children should affect our decisions on these matters. Our "Feeding Friendsy" segment involves people who try to be openminded but can't, and this week's "Dick Move, God" introduces us to a guy who can't help but feel he has been cruelly toyed with his whole life. Christian is biebered by climate change advocates and deniers, while Jason's bieber involves having too many friends.

Also, never draw attention to a black man by following him around screaming about his race.

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1:04.0

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Every female caller that calls into your show just sounds so hot.

1:14.6

Is this a deliberate policy of drunk ex-pastors to only pick the hot-sounding ones?

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Oops. No, it just so happens

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That all of our listeners

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Are extremely good looking

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