Billy, don't be a hero. Don't be a fool with your life.

Billy, don't be a hero.

Come back and make me a podcast that makes no sense you cannot make someone

your podcast you can only ask that they listen to your podcast and hopefully that's what you're doing right here and a right to now okay and we have a lot of ground to cover today.

Interesting show, we're going to be talking about eggs,

okay? Right? Gotta talk about eggs.

Interesting perspective on eggs. We're going to be talking about legs. Okay, legs and eggs.

That's two rhyming topics. This is bizarre but the a weird person is coming by the studio to

sing karaoke today I won't say anything else but yeah it's going to be interesting and then we're

going to be talking about some automotive stuff we're going to be talking about

motorcycles and we're going to be talking about your car.

Do you know how to change a flat tire?

Do you know what to do if you get a flat?

Many of you don't.

And we're going to be discussing why you should know how to change a flat tire because I got into some trouble and now you're in trouble because you're on the Harland Highway. Turn. and I'm your friend. Riding down the Harlan Highway.

I'm not your daddy.

Oh,

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All right, I just saw something really weird the other day and let's kick the

show off with this. It just threw me off and here's what it was I was down at like a mall and you know it's warm weather time I live in Cali

People wear shorts all the ears.

So I'm walking through this kind of outdoor mall,

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