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The Harland Highway

PODCAST 137

The Harland Highway

7EQUIS

Comedy

4.7880 Ratings

🗓️ 12 July 2010

⏱️ 30 minutes

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Summary

Urban myths, Street lingo, customized pets, driving in the blind spot, honking the horn, hand writing madness. Butterscotch toenail sauce!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Don't stand so close to me because you smell.

0:07.0

Oh, no you don't smell.

0:10.0

Maybe you do. I don't know. Just don't stand so close to me, okay?

0:13.6

That's why I'm doing a podcast so you can't stand so close to me.

0:18.6

How rude is that?

0:19.8

I'm rude right out of the gate, aren't I?

0:21.8

God. But it's going to warm up. Things are going to get

0:25.7

plighter. We're going to be laughing together soon because you are on the Harland Highway with

0:31.6

me, your host, Harlan about urban myths, okay? We're going to be peeling the lid off urban myths. We're going to break one down, see if it's true or false. So we're going to get into street lingo, you know,

0:55.0

talking trash on the street.

0:58.0

We're going to be talking about pets, but more specifically,

1:02.0

customize pets.

1:04.2

Yeah, you can customize your pet,

1:06.4

kind of the way you customize yourself

1:08.8

with plastic surgery.

1:10.5

We're gonna be talking about driving

1:12.2

and that weird phenomenon known as the blind spot.

1:15.0

We're going to be talking about your car horns, which I don't think you use enough of,

1:20.0

and we're going to be analyzing handwriting.

1:22.0

Because we all do it. We all hand-wearing. And we're going to be analyzing handwriting.

1:23.2

Because we all do it, we all hand write,

1:25.7

especially when we're driving.

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