Podcast #138: The One with all the Voicemails
Drunk Ex-Pastors
Christian Kingery
4.7 • 566 Ratings
🗓️ 27 February 2017
⏱️ 103 minutes
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Summary
We're not gonna lie, our #138th episode of DXP is quite voicemail-heavy (Hey, lay off. We had been fighting. Plus, we love hearing from our peoples). We begin with a brief Trump voicemail and then move on toward ANOTHER nitpicky piece of crap reminder that Jason doesn't know how to pronounce things. Christian is corrected about his fallacious views about Einstein, while another caller expresses heartfelt and poignant opinions about WTF? Some NBA player named after a Mr. Mister song? We address playing the piano, eating at Subway, and then hear from an honest-to-goodness therapist who weighs in on whether last week's discussion about vulnerability was correct or not (although she may be hiding behind an attachment disorder due to unresolved daddy issues, we're not sure). We revisit Milo Yiannopoulos very briefly, after which we launch into our "Feeding Friendsy" and "Dick Move, God" segments (Hitler was not a socialist, and gay rapists and virgin daughters don't mix). Christian is biebered by small spaces, while Jason is biebered by Hollywood trying to be too Christian.
Also, if you're a fan of our Lord, don't name your baby after Him.
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, listeners. It is because of you that the drunk ex-pastors are able to do what they love, |
| 0:05.6 | which is make people laugh, think, consider, and argue via the internet. They know you love being |
| 0:11.5 | involved, and they appreciate it so much. If you haven't already, subscribe to the podcast on a |
| 0:17.1 | podcast app. Leave a review on iTunes. It only takes a moment to leave five stars and a sentence or two. |
| 0:23.6 | Follow and share on Facebook and Twitter. |
| 0:25.7 | This way, you are always up to date on the latest comment or, which we all enjoy. |
| 0:30.4 | Or, if you want to voice your opinion the old-fashioned way, call 213-97 drunk and leave a voicemail. |
| 0:37.7 | I promise you will be heard. |
| 0:40.0 | When shopping online, use their Amazon link, |
| 0:42.5 | Druck Ex-Pastors, Wack Amazon. |
| 0:45.2 | Buy some whiskey and then send it to them. |
| 0:48.0 | They get a little bit of a kick from your purchase, |
| 0:50.5 | and you will further fuel their habit, |
| 0:52.6 | which is all for your entertainment, of course. |
| 0:55.0 | Now, here's the best part, patreon.com, whack, truck ex-pastors. |
| 1:00.6 | You can pledge money per podcast or per month, whichever you like. |
| 1:04.5 | If there are five new pledges at $5 or more this month, Christian will go full on atheist |
| 1:09.5 | and never look back. |
| 1:11.5 | If there are 10 new pledges at $5 or more this month, Christian will go full on atheist and never look back. If there are 10 new pledges at $5 or more this month, Jason will let one of you pick a new |
| 1:17.0 | religion for him. If there are 50 new pledges at $5 or more this month, Christian and Jason |
| 1:23.4 | will switch lives for a year and document it on the podcast every week. |
| 1:27.9 | Thank you all again so much for listening. |
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