Oh Papa don't preach I'm in trouble now Papa don't preach I'm a keep in the podcast.

Oh my god. Yeah I'm pregnant with a podcast and it's called the Harlan Highway and you're the surrogate parents. So welcome to the Harlan Highway. What a show, what a show we have for you today, full of treats, trinkets, and tinsel, whatever that means.

Today we are going to be talking about really important things like butter.

Okay? Yeah, we're talking about butter.

I can't believe it's not bala. Well you better believe it. It is butter today

okay? There might even be a new dance sensation somewhere in the mix here. We're going to be talking about fashion, your clothing,

how often do you replenish your clothing? We're going to be talking about gray hair. You ever get the greys coming in people? And then a real

important topic we're gonna be talking about men's nipples. Hello! And then sadly it it's Friday, and I've got to do my therapy session with Dr. Ascot,

which I'm not thrilled about, but you might be.

So get ready.

Here we go! It's the Harlan Highway!

You just made a wrong turn.

Would you kindly shut your mouth?

On to the Harlan Highway.

Oh, it's lovely.

It's just lovely.

The Harlan,

I'm Teddy Rump spin and I'm your friend.

Riding down the Harlan Highway.

I'm not yet daddy.

Daddie.

Okay. Okay, so here is my whiny beef for today. Okay, let me just say it right out.

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