In the white room with black curtains and a cranberry beanbag chair.

What am I an interior designer? No, no, no, no, no, no, not me.

I am just designing a podcast here for you. That's all I want to do.

And the only interior I want to do is getting inside your minds.

Yes, I Harlan Williams want to creep inside your mind.

And what a show we have today to do it.

I think our friend Eddie's going to be here reaching out to the community to get his

party on and I'm going to be pushing your buttons today I'm going to be talking

about America being the greatest country in the world.

Could get heated here.

Could get heated.

We're gonna be talking about thongs.

What could be more important than thongs people right? We will be talking about pot. I guess the pot is getting stronger and it's becoming more accessible here in our towns and our

communities and then I might need some pock because two of the most annoying

guests I ever have. Cinnamon Boy is coming in to sing and Dr. Ascot is here because it's Friday.

Good Lord, what a freak.

But hopefully we'll get through it just fine. We usually do because we're always in control.

Or are we right here on the Harlan Highway? You just made a wrong turn.

You just made a wrong turn.

Would you kindly shut your mouth?

On to the Harlan Highway.

Oh, it's lovely. Shut your friend. Out. On to the Harlan Highway.

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