When you listen to Nobody Lists to Paula Poundstone, the comedy podcast, you learn stuff.

I've been learning to throw a boomerang, because this is the kind of thing that really gets the listeners engaged, you know.

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I think I'm bleeding.

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You have the long tooth, you have the palate, and then if you look all the way the back of your throat, you have the uvulee.

What?

Yeah, you got the uvuley.

And those have to be massaged.

So you have the long tooth, the palate, the uvulay, and then the glottal, the whole glottal system has to be lubricated.

Right.

Are you talking genitals?

It feels like all those things are genitalia talk.

I do a lot of mouth-b-h-hmm.

Yeah, I understand.

I've seen YouTube.

So yeah. Yeah, I understand. I've seen YouTube. So yeah.

You got allergies? You under the weather? No, no, no, no, no. But I have been, well, yeah, I guess so. A little sneezing. You know, I'm in Italy. I don't know if you know I'm in Italy with your, you know, where your co-stars from. And I've been there, I've been here for like a month. And the Italian allergy season arrives earlier than the American allergy season. And so, yeah, my nose has been dripping a little bit and I've been carrying around some tissues so that I can kiss you. And, you know, every now and again, you just need to wipe the nose.

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