PnS071919
WMMR's Preston & Steve Daily Podcast
93.3 WMMR
4.8 • 2.8K Ratings
🗓️ 19 July 2019
⏱️ 122 minutes
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Summary
Douchebag Voicemail (00:00:00) Kathy's Dirty Texts (00:21:24) Stephen Colbert Interview (00:29:16) Rainn Wilson in Studio (00:40:23) Bizarre File (00:59:57)
Jimmy Dean Sausage Guy (01:05:35) Sperm Donation (01:21:23) Bizarre File (01:43:40) HW Trash (Life on Mars) (01:51:06)
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| 0:00.0 | 93-3-WMR Audio on Demand presents the Preston and Steve Show podcast. |
| 0:08.0 | I've got to bring this up. |
| 0:09.7 | And ladies, I really do feel for you. |
| 0:13.3 | It's been a long time since I've been single. |
| 0:15.9 | And I know it's a pain in the ass for any single person, especially if you're just tired of being single. |
| 0:20.4 | You want to meet the right person. It's been 15 years for me. And then you hear what I'm about to play for you, which is a level of douchebaggery that is so off the charts. It's pathetic. Let me preface this from, we got this online. Somebody sent this to us. And it seems to, you need to realize this seems to be the real deal. This seems to be, yeah, this seems to be, yeah, this seems to be the real deal off of an answering machine. Apparently this guy saw an attractive girl, went over to her, made chit-chat. I don't know where it was. I think it may have been like at a cafe or something like that. went over to her, started to talk and I guess coerced her phone number out of her. |
| 0:58.3 | It seems sort of the case was that she was looking to maybe get rid of them, so gave him the information. |
| 1:05.0 | He got her card. |
| 1:06.7 | Okay. |
| 1:07.3 | He got her car. |
| 1:09.0 | Okay. |
| 1:09.4 | All right. |
| 1:09.6 | So he got her business card, which I guess is a quick way to just dismiss someone here or take my card. Right. So on and so forth. Call me at work. And proceeded to leave her a couple of messages. And it's just the pomposity is pretty ridiculous. It even starts with the name. The guy's name is dmitri oh really okay all right do you |
| 1:29.3 | want to i think i think i think and women women are going to break out into a cold sweat all over |
| 1:34.1 | philadelphia yeah because all right here just listen here we go yeah hi they're all good |
| 1:37.1 | dmitri sorry i had to leave such a rushed message with you uh when we uh met the other day |
| 1:43.3 | i just want to quickly give you my phone number, |
| 1:45.8 | and I had to get the heck out of the area. |
| 1:48.5 | In any event, I figure I better leave you a more detailed message |
| 1:51.4 | and explain why I approached you. |
| 1:54.5 | I am single. |
| 1:56.2 | I have no trouble meeting women. |
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