Hello, beautiful people.

And welcome to our humble abode, the thunder dome, on this massive overreaction Monday, May 11, 2026.

This program begins now.

Sports!

Are the absolute greatest, and I'll tell you what, we are packed to the gills today with sports conversation.

Obviously, the NBA and NHL playoffs continued through the weekend. We have a sweep in the NBA and a sweep in the NHL. Are the tops of the divisions too high in each sport? Or was there just a couple ass beatings that needed to happen as we try to figure out the electricity of the rest of the NBA and NHL playoffs? We'll chit chat about it all. We have Adam Schaefter joining us here in a matter of a few moments to chitch out about a lot of NFL news that is happening around the globe. The NFL schedule will be released this upcoming Thursday, and we got stories to tell. We got things to overanalyze. We got conversations that mean absolutely nothing at this exact moment that are certainly going to take place around who's going where, when. Sunday night football has been announced for week one, Cowboys at Giant.

Who could have expected the Cowboys or the Giants to be in night one, week one of Sunday night football? Obviously, you're trying to get your marquee games in there. The schedule maker for the NFL is a real talent. Okay, and I think obviously with the addition of AI and multiple different ways, there's this Claude guy out there now? Oh, yeah, he's the one. Claude's doing his thing. He's expensive, though. But they're saying worth it. I'm here at $100 a month. You're buying Claude a drink. Okay, that's what they're saying you're doing. That's expensive drink. But anyways, Claude, and then you got the GPT, and then you got the GROC cycle. You got all of these, I assume they're helping the schedule-making wizard. Remember last year, we had an incredible slate. There was bangers every single week. Two years ago, there was like a drought during primetime. Because when you're trying to project who should play in primetime, it's like, what's the biggest storyline coming out of this weekend? You can never, ever attest for injuries that could occur, or maybe teams just being ass out of nowhere. So trying to project who's playing when is obviously a tough task, but they've seemed to do it very very well which is why the NFL's ratings are up and to

the right. Got some people saying, are you

a little too much?

Some people saying

they're going off of what I own

a broadcast channel. They're going

somewhere else. Don't like

that. I don't like it

either actually. And it's kickoff kickoff bunch of bullshit says the president

yeah the n-fell has become such a successful league and now there's calls into questions on how

they're operating at such a massive profit this is what sports can become is what every other league

is thinking whenever you look at the nfl This sport is obviously the greatest on earth,

but it's worldwide development and talent and evolution of the rules

to get it to where it is, is why everything is combine, everything,

draft, everything, schedule release, everything.

The NFL is special, and we're lucky to be a tiny little piece of it.

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