It's that time.

Lock and load.

The Michael Very show is on the air.

I was asked if I was going to address Joe Biden's farewell speech.

Delivering his farewell.

No, instead I'm going to play this.

President Joe Biden.

I'd like to digress from my prepared remarks to discuss how I invented the turlet.

I needed a new heel for my shoe.

So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they call Shelbyville in those days.

So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the fairy cost to

nickel. And in those days, Nichols had pictures of bumblebees on them. Give me five bees for a quarter, you'd say.

Now, where were we?

Oh, yeah.

The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt,

which was the style at the time.

They didn't have white onions because of the war.

The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones.

Ah, there's an interesting story behind this, Nicol. In 1957, I remember it was. I got up in the

morning and made myself a piece of toast. I sent the toaster to three

medium brown.

You see, back in those days,

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