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The Michael Vary Show is on the air

Ladies and gentlemen delivering his farewell address to the nation, President Joe Biden.

I'd like to digress from my prepared remarks to discuss how I invented the turlet.

I needed a new heel for my shoe.

So, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they call Shelbyville in those

days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the fairy

cost a nickel. And in those days, Nichols had pictures of bumblebees on them. Give me five bees for a quarter,

you'd say. Now, where were we? Oh, yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion on my

belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only

thing you could get was those big yellow ones.

Ah, there's an interesting story behind this, Nicol.

In 1957, I remember it was.

I got up in the morning and made myself a piece of toast.

I sent the to toaster to three, medium brown.

You see, back in those days,

rich men were right around in Zeppelins

dropping coins on people.

And one day, I'd see J.D. Rockefeller flying by. so I run out of the house with a big wash tub.

Not many people know, I owned the first radio in Springfield.

Weren't much on the air then.

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