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The Michael Vary Show is on the air.

Say my name, say my name.

It could be we're going to run against Crazy Bernie. That could be. He's a crazy man, but that's okay. We like crazy people. I love running against crooked Hillary. I love that. Crooked Hillary Clinton. Crooked Hillary. She is a crooked one. Gavin Newscombe. He's the governor of California. He signed New Scum, Michael. They're going to cover

Pocahontas? I've named him deranged Jack Smith, but we'll work together with Shifty Shift.

We're going to defeat Crazy Kamala. We have a representative in Congress who they say was here

a long time ago. They call her Pocahontas. But you know what? I like you.

We talk about funny or sad. I think it's more sad than funny. He has one ability I don't have.

He sleeps. He can sleep. Sleepy Joe Biden. Oh, sleepy Joe. Crying Chuck. Do you want to keep it going for another five years?

Yeah, you would say Pocahontas says yes.

Little Rocket Man.

We will have no choice but to totally destroy North Korea.

Rocket Man is on a suicide mission for himself.

For you young folks, I want you to understand.

We older folks, I'm 55, but I've studied my history.

These are good times, man.

They won't always be this good.

And we waited a long time for these days.

Trust me on that.

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