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It's that time.

Lock and load.

The Michael Vary Show is on the air.

Say my name, say my name.

It could be we're going to run against crazy Bernie. That could be. He's a crazy man, but that's okay. We like crazy people. I love running against crooked Hillary. I love that. Crooked Hillary Clinton. Crooked Hillary. She is a crooked one. Gavin Newscombe. He's the governor of California.

He signed Newscum, Michael.

They're going to cover Pocahontas?

I've named him deranged Jack Smith, but we'll work together with Shifty Shift.

We're going to defeat Crazy Kamala.

We have a representative in Congress who they say was here a long time ago.

They call her Pocahontas.

But you know what?

I like you.

Sometimes you want to go where everybody knows your name.

And they're always glad you came. You want to be where you can see

Troubles are all the same

You want to be where everybody knows your name

We'll talk about funny or sad.

I think it's more sad than funny.

Yeah.

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