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You like this podcast? Yeah, me and Zammett are funny, you're a fan of this?

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It's a Dungeons & Dragons real-play podcast where we play The Indie.

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We once made the bold claim that Twilight was untouchable,

that it made sense that while dumb was airtight as a universe,

well, we were wrong.

Starting this Monday, the bad IQ boys are delving into the world of Twilight

in a very special four-part plum light mini-series.

The lion should not fuck the lamb.

Now, usually, if we were talking about the classics, say the Hammond movie monster vampire,

I would always choose Werewolf.

Yeah, but now we're presented with the Twilight.

Why are you not picking Werewolf and Twilight?

Well, I don't know.

Werewolf, why?

Get to be a hunk.

Mm-hmm.

You're not, well...

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