Is it Better to be a Vampire or a Werewolf?
Plumbing the Death Star
Sanspants Radio
4.7 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 6 February 2022
⏱️ 55 minutes
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Summary
It's finally happening, the question on everyone's lips: do you want to be a hunk who wears jorts or a fancy boy who goes bald at the drop of a hat and can't eat spaghetti? We have special Plumblight merch you can wear and be the envy of all your friends. Also our garbage live show is still happening, much to my own disappointment. You can still buy tickets here.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, hey, wait, don't skip this, you fucks, I know you want to skip this ad, don't skip it. |
| 0:05.0 | You like this podcast? Yeah, me and Zammett are funny, you're a fan of this? |
| 0:09.0 | Well, how about you listen to another podcast we do? The Indie is for nerds. |
| 0:13.0 | It's a Dungeons & Dragons real-play podcast where we play The Indie. |
| 0:17.0 | It's good as hell, it's also funny as hell, and you don't need to know shit about The Indie to enjoy it. |
| 0:22.0 | Give it a listen, I reckon, you can find The Indie is for nerds by searching for it |
| 0:26.0 | on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your pods. |
| 0:57.0 | To find out more, visit our open days on the 12th and 14th of October. |
| 1:01.0 | Limitless learning, limitless opportunity, Cadbury College. |
| 1:26.0 | If you would not go ahead, I had organized a weekend away with some mates. |
| 1:31.0 | But I'll read the text, okay? Sent. 23rd Jan. 1735. |
| 1:36.0 | Hello, would you and your wife like to come to a weekend away on the weekend of Feb 19 slash 20? |
| 1:42.0 | The plan is to head down on the Friday evening, then back on Sunday. |
| 1:46.0 | It's a walk to the beach, and it's all free. Our friend's parents own the house. |
| 1:51.0 | They're applied at 1738. It took me all of three minutes to make the decision. |
| 1:57.0 | Of course we would. I'm performing my stupid comedy show on the 19th, |
| 2:01.0 | but I doubt that will go ahead, so put us down as a yes. |
| 2:04.0 | Well, don't I look like a big fucking idiot? |
| 2:06.0 | Twenty tickets are left, link in the show notes. |
| 2:08.0 | If you were holding out for the Melbourne International Comedy First to see us live, well, yes shit out of luck. |
| 2:13.0 | We didn't even register. Practically forgot it was even happening. |
| 2:16.0 | Fuck us, I guess. |
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