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The Jackie and Laurie Show

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Laurie, Jackie, Show, Comedy, Maximumfun, Kilmartin, Kashian

4.8 • 637 Ratings

🗓️ 26 December 2016

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

This week Jackie and Laurie talk about how every comic as one unwoke bit. Also, they agree that comedy is bigger than anything else for a comic, so significant others better know: if you date a comic, they are not gonna drop that joke you hate. Plus, some comics are still living in 1999. Check out Laurie's special “5 Jokes About My Dead Dad” out December 29th on SeeSo! Comic of the Week: Aparna Nancherla @aparnapkin Follow @jackiekashian and @anylaurie16 on Twitter! Follow the show! @JackieandLaurie

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0:00.0	Now entering nerdist.com
0:04.7	Jackie Cache and Laurie Kilmartin.
0:09.1	Jackie Cache and Laurie Kilmartin.
0:12.5	It's the Jackie and Laurie show,
0:15.4	the Jackie and Laurie show.
0:18.8	It's the Jackie and Laurie show, the Jackie and Laurie show
0:21.8	The Jackie and Laurie show
0:24.3	Hi, I'm Lori Kilmartin.
0:30.2	That's perfect.
0:31.3	No, we're keeping that.
0:32.3	I'm Jackie Kachian.
0:33.6	What was wrong with it?
0:34.9	That's my name.
0:35.8	I said it, right?
0:36.9	Right, because usually you go, ah. Oh. Oh, what? That's my name. I said it right. Right? Because usually you go, oh, oh, what? And this is the second one. We have nothing to talk about. No, that's not true. Hold on. We, we, this is one of those ones where we can't name names. Right. So guess. And you and there's a million names you could put it. I have to take these headphones off. I can't listen to. Okay. To your voice. Yeah. Yeah. And I don't know why you are. Not you. The listening audience. People who don't show up for spots. I don't fucking understand it. No, I don't get that either. It does.
1:11.2	Right, because it's hard enough to get stage time.
1:13.5	Yeah.
1:14.2	And then, though I will say...
1:16.3	I don't mean getting sick.
1:17.5	I don't mean like calling, letting the person know.
1:19.9	I just mean like, you know...
1:21.3	Oh, like just a no-show.
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