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🗓️ 29 October 2025
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| 0:00.0 | This week on Please Keep Me Anonymous, we are joined by the hilariously funny Phil Ellis. Yes, Phil is a stand-up community. He's been a friend of mine for a long, long time. We're both start at the same time, actually. And he's currently, he's on the latest series of Taskmaster, which you can catch Thursdays on Channel 4. You can also catch up on all the episode on Channel 4.com. Awesome lining up. Phil's doing very, very well. Yeah, you've been friends with them for donkeys. |
| 0:22.5 | We do chat about that a little bit, don't we? |
| 0:24.5 | We do. on channel 4.com. Awesome line up. Phil's doing very, very well. Yeah, you've been friends with |
| 0:21.9 | them for don't you? We do chat about that a little bit, don't we? We do, and we chat a lot about, irritantly, we chat a lot about his kids show, funds and games, which you can't see at the moment because he did it at the Ed of My Fringe, possibly for the last time this year, but if it ever goes again, go and see it. |
| 0:35.9 | At the time that we recorded this back in July, |
| 0:38.4 | he hadn't actually named his tour. |
| 0:40.3 | But we can let you know now. He has named it, and it is called Bathmat. Worth the wait. Worth the wait for that name. Classic Phil Ellis turns up to do PR about his tour without a tour name. Unbelievable. He's doing five shows in December at the Soho Theater |
| 0:54.9 | starting on the 9th of December. He is then taking Bathmat, that's the name of the tour, all across the UK. Shocking. Man's a maniac. From February 2026, visit phil Elliscom for tickets. Lovely bloke. We had a good chat. he's one of the good ones |
| 1:09.3 | and he's a funny fucker. |
| 1:10.7 | Mm-hmm. |
| 1:11.7 | We had a fight chat, he's one of the good ones and he's a funny fucker. Mm-hmm. We hope you like the jingo. Jinggo. Babadoo, babado, babadoo, babadoo, babadu, ba. |
| 1:28.3 | Jingo! |
| 1:29.3 | Hello, you're listening to Shagmardinoyd. |
| 1:33.3 | Please keep May anonymous with me, Rosie Ramsey and my husband, Christopher Ramsey. |
| 1:37.3 | Hello, and we've got a very special guest again today. |
| 1:40.3 | He is an award-winning comedian. |
| 1:43.3 | He's a very good friend of mine from back in the day. |
| 1:46.4 | He's Taskmaster Series 20 contestant. It's Phil Ellis, everyone. |
| 1:52.3 | Hello. Wow, great to be here, everyone. I don't know how many of these cameras are working. |
| 1:58.2 | They're all on, I think. You were looking like you had an auto queue. I know. |
| 2:00.9 | It's just a blank wall, but it really freak me out when you're going, |
| 2:03.6 | hello, I'm a... That's just a thousand-yard stay. That's fine. I don't know what to do anymore, though, because it is first and foremost a listening medium. Christ, audio medium. Audio medium. How many times do we have to go over this? |
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