After last week's super enlightening content, I felt like we needed a palette cleanser.

I'm not sure how wholesome she is, but we're gonna give this a go.

If she's not being the unpaid spokesperson for Botox or the Cabbage Soup Diet, she's

at home with a chilled glass of shard and a giving card jewelry away to the help and

not listening to my fucking podcast. The woman who used to say, I don't care if you

get good grades, I would rather you be a good person. Well, mom, both have been a

fail. Please welcome the hottest mom this side of the Mississippi, my mother,

Christy Shimmel. Hi sweetheart, thanks for having me get back again.

You're so welcome. Did you like that intro? It was very accurate.

Yes, that's right. So I brought you in this week because last week was a real

fucking doozy. It was hot and cold. Some people loved it, some people hated it.

It was a growing experience for me. So we had this girl Cardi Beon, and I feel

like it can talk about it because she never, I mean we had her on because bitch

has numbers for days, like millions of people that follow her. So I was trying to

capitalize off of her following, which is what I do best. I don't know who she is.

Well, I would, I would hope not. She's a stripper. She got button jacks shins.

She's on love and hip hop. She's very on brand basically. And so we had her,

and it was the, it was so difficult. Like it was like we weren't speaking the

same language. It was like pulling teeth. It was pulling teeth. She didn't

understand me. I didn't understand her real nice girl. She, her boo was there.

Her boo fell asleep mid podcast. She came with a crew, and then she never

fucking tweeted about it. So it was basically a lose lose situation. And I've

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