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The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 28 January 2022

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Bryan and Krissy have made it to the big leagues as they crack the Top 25 on Apple's improve comedy charts. Wordle is a new 5 letter online word game that Bryan insists is a 6 word online word game...he is losing. Blue, the 30 pound Yorkie often heard in the background of the show is hitting every nerve. The landscapers make a special appearance on this episode. Finally, Bryan and Krissy can not help themselves....Frankie B has released some old videos with dating advice and the gang takes advantage of new technology in the studio to WATCH and review this video. LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Huge Thanks To Our Supportive Listeners, Friends, Family & Spouses: Astrid & Jeff!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	It's 6.05 on the WFUQ U-Clock here in the FUQ U Studios.
0:10.3	Let's take a look at the FUQ U-Trafik.
0:12.9	Just a bit of a slowdown today in front of Crab Apple Middle School.
0:16.8	As the school security crossing guard has been caught huffing gold paint behind the dumpster.
0:22.1	Again, just a couple extra minutes under your morning commute, nothing too much to talk
0:25.8	about.
0:26.8	One of the FUQ U-E-Mail Grab Bag as we like to do every time this morning.
0:31.1	And see what kind of advice Uncle Pat has for the listeners.
0:34.1	Uncle Pat, of course, the station elder, and they're done that got the t-shirt.
0:38.1	God, I love that saying every time I say it.
0:40.3	Terry from South Crab Apple says,
0:42.7	My son Joey just came out as gay a week and a half ago.
0:46.2	His birthdays on Tuesday and me and his father wanted to do something extra special for him.
0:50.5	Like get him a gay birthday cake or possibly some gay balloons.
0:53.9	Uncle Pat, how would you handle it?
0:55.8	I think you got to remember from the Bible, you look carefully at the Bible.
0:59.6	What would have happened in Jesus' time if two men decided they wanted to cohabit together
1:06.4	and they would have been stoned to death.
1:08.5	So Jesus would not have baked them a wedding cake nor would he have made them a bed to sleep
1:13.2	in because they wouldn't have been there.
1:16.7	But we don't have that in this country here, so that's the way it is.
1:20.9	Well, I'm not sure that's the advice that I would have given, but I haven't lived
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