A Ranch Divided!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 1 February 2022

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Bryan and Krissy discuss the recent chart success. It's about time...the podcast charts are finally reflecting the average show TCB really is!Joe Rogan is under fire for some content aired on his podcast. While The Commercial Break is the last place one might go for serious discourse, the pair have some thoughts. Drake is using an interesting tactic to keep his seed from spreading. From condoms to condiments, Krissy reveals a disturbing secret! Hidden Valley Ranch takes on a new meaning for Bryan's mom. Finally, Jeopardy and famous game show hosts are reviewed. LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Huge Thanks To Our Supportive Listeners, Friends, Family & Spouses: Astrid & Jeff!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Alright, man WFUQ, U307 on the man's clock here in the man's studio FUQU.
0:11.2	I hate to interrupt that incredible 75 minute fire on the mound by Grapefoded1973.
0:17.6	We were just getting in the second half of the third part of the song.
0:21.2	I hate that, but I got a message from our station owner and manager Jim Draingle.
0:26.0	He's listening to the show man, he loves it, he loves the dead, he's outside of the studio with a small crowd not entirely sure what's going on.
0:33.2	But he's got a message for us, he'd like to go live. Alright Jim, plug in it down to you brother, take it away.
0:38.8	Hey!
0:40.8	Oh my god!
0:42.8	The lizard king! I can do anything!
0:46.8	Oh, raise your hands if you understand!
0:48.8	Yeah!
0:50.8	Take a pull, I'm gonna keep it under a lot!
0:53.6	Oh my god!
0:55.6	Bullshit!
0:57.6	Classic soldiers in the miniature dirt war!
1:01.6	Come on!
1:03.6	How many of you people are alive?
1:07.6	How many of you people are you really alive?
1:15.6	Alright Jim, indeed, if that doesn't make you see trails I don't know what will.
1:20.4	Alright, if you kill you, we'll be back after this commercial break!
1:24.4	Commercial break!
1:26.4	Commercial break!
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