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Plead The Fifth: Which One Of Bert's Kids Is More Important To Him?

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 11 July 2022

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Summary

It’s been YEARS since we’ve done Plead The Fifth. We took a page out of “Real Housewives” creator Andy Cohen’s book from his late-night talk show, “Watch What Happens Live.” When he has a celebrity on, he gives them THREE questions, and they’re only allowed to skip ONE – a.k.a. “Pleading the Fifth.” Today Bert is in the hotseat... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

The Bertro.

0:02.0

Alright, I've been a hot seat, am I?

0:04.5

Yeah, you are.

0:05.5

It has pleaded the fifth.

0:07.0

You're a ha ha ha ha ha ha.

0:11.0

One bad question, two bad questions.

0:16.0

Plead the fifth is five questions that I have not seen yet,

0:19.0

designed by these guys to make me feel really uncomfortable.

0:23.0

And the goal is to try to get through all five,

0:25.0

but if one is too difficult, I can plead the fifth,

0:27.0

and then I have to answer the other four.

0:29.0

You know, and I had a great idea this morning,

0:31.0

because I was running low on question ideas.

0:34.0

As turns you're back and I say, Rebecca,

0:36.0

you know that extensive list of ask us anything questions you have?

0:40.0

Some of those apply to Bert, don't they?

0:43.0

And she said yes, and I said,

0:45.0

why don't you just send those right on over?

0:47.0

Well, that's good thinking, Tommy.

0:49.0

I just want to make sure you did get my email of questions, correct?

0:53.0

Yes.

0:54.0

And I just want you to know, instead of five questions,

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