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Plead The Fifth: Which One Of Bert's Kids Is His Favorite?

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🗓️ 2 May 2022

⏱️ 6 minutes

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It’s been YEARS since we’ve done Plead The Fifth. We took a page out of “Real Housewives” creator Andy Cohen’s book from his late-night talk show, “Watch What Happens Live.” When he has a celebrity on, he gives them THREE questions, and they’re only allowed to skip ONE – a.k.a. “Pleading the Fifth.” Well, we’re bringing it back, and up today Bert is in the hot seat! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-bert-show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

the virtue. So Davie is out again today. I guess the COVID really has her down pretty bad. I texted her

0:06.6

over the weekend, but I didn't hear anything back. So I'm guessing she's not doing so great. You

0:11.2

guys know. I have no idea. I don't know. I texted her too. And she just hearted the text. So I

0:16.4

haven't heard how she's doing. I just put a coffin in a question mark. I texted with her last night.

0:22.0

And she was going to try and make it today, but not the whole show. But then I got a text from

0:27.8

this morning. She's like, yeah, man, it's a good reminder that this thing still around. It's

0:31.8

still super, super strong. All right. So apparently today is my day for pleeeeeed the fifth.

0:46.8

Little too enthusiastic about that. Yeah. That's amazing. It's a good question.

0:51.9

I'm not talking. Laf came in hot. Curson, you want to explain when pleeeeeed the fifth is?

0:56.6

I sure will. We saw it from Andy Cohen on watch what happens live. So there are five uncomfortable

1:02.7

questions. One of us has to answer. However, we do get a pleeeeeed the fifth. So we can escape one.

1:08.8

However, that means we have to answer all the rest. I love this segment three out of four weeks we do.

1:15.6

I think. All right. What do we have? All right, birds. Question number one. I'm going to

1:24.1

use you into this. Have you ever been caught doing something you shouldn't have? And if so, what was it?

1:30.4

I mean, God. I've got a lifetime of these. Which one do I pick? The worst one. The worst one.

1:38.0

What did I get caught doing the worst? Well, that's not really the worst, but no, we think.

1:50.4

You're like, I got to make a good. I'm just trying to think like, we're really going to want to

1:53.5

let dig deep, right? Which is the worst thing that I shouldn't have been doing. Well, I did get caught

2:00.4

by my parents stealing their weed, but they really couldn't totally come down on me.

2:04.0

Now we've heard that one. But worse than that. Just go down the line. We'll tell you which one

2:10.3

to be like. There was a hit and run in New Mexico and I'm still not sure if that guy survived that.

2:17.6

I just left. He's not being sick. That's one qualified. It was in his winnow,

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