The Bert Show.

Buckle in, Bert Show.

This is going to be an interesting morning.

I anticipate our celebrity hotline going off every three or four minutes as the results of you guys working hard and trying to get A-listers on this show.

Today is the deadline.

Whoever gets the biggest celebrity to call in by the end of the show today,

you guys are going to vote all weekend. They get a week off paid vacation. And as we are at the

deadline, I'm just assuming Tommy, you had that sound. We're going to hear that every, it's going to be annoying. Every time we try to start a segment, Tommy's going to hear that every...

It's going to be annoying.

Every time we try to start a segment, Tommy's going to be hitting...

Oh, no.

Another A-list celebrity.

Somebody even bigger than Homer Simpson.

Yes.

Here's to help him.

Fingers crossed.

You guys have anything, anything, anything.

So after I made my plea on the show yesterday, and I told whoever was listening, hey, listen,

I'm stuck.

But I do got a little cash so I can throw your way.

And I did get some interesting emails from people who have legitimate contacts,

if their emails are to be believed.

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