Plead The Fifth: Bert Is In The Hot Seat!
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 10 January 2025
⏱️ 12 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Cabin crew, prepare for landing. |
| 0:02.6 | Wow, that was a quick flight. |
| 0:04.4 | Never mind, Bondi Beach, barrier, reef, here we come. |
| 0:07.8 | Holiday of a lifetime, cannot wait. |
| 0:10.2 | Me neither. |
| 0:12.5 | Ladies and gentlemen, we'll shortly be landing in Austria. |
| 0:16.1 | Austria? We're supposed to be going to Australia. |
| 0:19.6 | What have you done? |
| 0:21.9 | Should have gone to Spec Savers. |
| 0:23.8 | Book an eye test online. |
| 0:25.3 | Has anyone got any long trousers I could borrow? |
| 0:28.1 | I've only got a bikini, Andy. |
| 0:32.3 | The Bert Show. |
| 0:33.5 | It's getting serious around these parts. |
| 0:35.3 | If you're listening around the country, |
| 0:37.1 | bear with us a little bit today as the city of Atlanta and the state of Georgia under a bit of a panic today on the potential of snow. |
| 0:47.1 | We ain't used to that stuff here. |
| 0:48.4 | No, no, you guys listening to the Midwest, man. |
| 0:51.3 | You guys don't shut down school for anything. |
| 0:53.7 | We got word that it was |
| 0:54.5 | going to be cold and our school shut down two days ago. I was hanging out with my friend Claire |
| 0:58.4 | last night and her daughter has a new student in class. They're from Canada. Okay. And they are |
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