Cabin crew, prepare for landing.

Wow, that was a quick flight.

Never mind, Bondi Beach, barrier, reef, here we come.

Holiday of a lifetime, cannot wait.

Me neither.

Ladies and gentlemen, we'll shortly be landing in Austria.

Austria? We're supposed to be going to Australia.

What have you done?

Should have gone to Spec Savers.

Book an eye test online.

Um, has anyone got any long trousers I could borrow?

I've only got a bikini, Andy.

The Bert Show.

How's how we're doing?

I could be doing better, but I know what's coming up next.

So my stomach is a little rumbly.

Yeah, you can always tell when Tommy walks in here and he's a good mood, he's about to inflict some pain on somebody.

So you want to make it official, just get it over with here?

Just feel like I want to rip the band-aid off, unless you want to make some more small talk that everybody else want if there's things going on in your life you want to talk about feel free to delay the pain even longer i think i'm all good i think

i'm all good too yeah i got nothing to talk about let's go do god okay plead the fifth all right if

you're new around here plead the fifth are five uncomfortable questions that we have submitted

anonymously specifically to make this person kind of,

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