And now live from Level 5 productions on the Island of Miloronia.

It's the Larry Miller Show. The Good evening Mr. and Mrs. America and everyone who can't wait to see the World Series. Hi folks and welcome back to the Larry Miller show. I'm Larry Miller, but in a way aren't we all?

And boy, oh boy, aren't we all?

And boy, oh boy, is it ever beautiful here on Miller Ronia today?

It's always gorgeous here.

Yes, yes, I know.

I control the weather, so I always make it gorgeous, but still it's worth saying good work, Larry.

Really is beautiful here today. And Colonel Jeff agrees, and we're in the studio with the two doggies

the way we like to be it's just gorgeous here you know what and of course as

always the music makes it better that's the Hugh Hefner Orchestra and the

Barbie Benton dancers featuring boy tenor Brad Simpson asking the musical

question in Holland if you take a date out to dinner do you have to go Dutch?

Yes, Brad you do.

You have to go Dutch and that's followed of course by the famous Dutch second date which is no date at all

no date at all because you won't go out with you again because you made her pay for half of the first date and she doesn't want to do that.

She felt like an idiot going out with you if that's the way it is. So there's no second date at all for you,

young sophisticated Dutch boy. And you know what? I hope you enjoyed saving that $12.

Hope it was worth it to you to be alone for the rest of your life.

Because, let's be honest, what young woman wants to pay for half the date? So good question Brad and yes I

never knew quite where Dutch treat came from Colonel Jeff thought it would be well

that's a Dutch treat which was he thought sort of a European insult to Holland.

And I agreed with him because after all,

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