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Why does anyone give a shit if Jessica Simpson's kids sit and coach?

I have a Nepo baby. Jessica

Simpson has Nepo babies. They were born into this life. We weren't born into the same

life that they're born into. My daughter has had experiences all over the world from 10,000

square foot sweets in Australia, private flights. If I were flying, and let's say I was with my partner, and she had a friend and we were going to Turks and Caicos or something, or Aspen for Christmas, like she and her friend could sit coach. I wouldn't sit on a plane and I would sit up front and Brin would sit coach. We would sit together. If I'm traveling with Bryn,

I'm flying first class and we're both sitting in first class. She's been on Emirates, lie flat.

She's been in La Prémier, which is like being in a luxury, gorgeous billionaire's apartment

in the sky. She has lived the life of an EPO baby, but don't get it twisted. If I'm not flying with Bryn,

she's 16, so let's say she's, this is happening, actually. I'm going to the Hamptons

with Bryn on Sunday, and we're flying semi-private, okay? We're bringing the dogs. She's coming

back to get her driver's license, and then a friend of hers is going to come back to New York with her. So she's coming back to get her driver's license. And then a friend of hers is going to come back to New York with her.

So she's coming back to get her driver's license for just like an hour.

And she will fly JetBlue both ways.

Now, there happens to not be at this particular airport that's convenient for the Hamptons of first class.

But even if there were,

she'd fly JetBlue. She'll fly Jen Pop. No problem. But now, let's just say that I was traveling and we had to get out of somewhere and they only had two seats on the plane. And one was in coach

and one was in first class. You bet your ass I'd be the one in first class. She doesn't work.

She doesn't have a bad back. She hasn't reached menopause yet. She's 16 years old. She's a fucking gumby slinky. And also she's not working. What did she do? She has to go to school, come home. Yes, she works hard, but, like, I'm working like a fucking goddamn animal.

So, yeah, I have no problem with the fact that Jessica Simpson's kids are in coach whatsoever. I hate that shit. Now, listen, a husband puts his wife in coach. Not the best. In fact, I'm, you know, I've been in relationships and both people like the window. I guess whoever it's more important to you should get the window or the aisle,

but that's something we should discuss too.

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