Plato
Natalie Haynes Stands Up for the Classics
BBC
4.8 • 598 Ratings
🗓️ 18 February 2020
⏱️ 28 minutes
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Summary
Join Natalie Haynes and guests for half an hour of comedy and the Classics from the BBC Radio Theatre in London.
Natalie is a reformed comedian who is a little bit obsessive about Ancient Greece and Rome.
She's standing up in the name of one of the world's greatest thinkers, Plato.
With the help of:
Psychotherapist, Philippa Perry Classicist, Professor Edith Hall. Plato wasn't perfect, even though he talks about perfection all the time. Turns out he was on the chunky side and had bad eyesight. On the other hand, he was very good at wrestling.
Producer: Mary Ward-Lowery
First broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in April 2016.
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | BBC Sounds, Music, Radio, Podcasts. |
| 0:04.9 | Ladies and gentlemen, today I'm standing up for Plato. |
| 0:13.5 | So Plato is, of course, one of the great philosophers of all time. |
| 0:17.6 | He was born in the last third of the 5th century BCE, sometime to about 428 to 423 BCE. |
| 0:25.5 | He's born to a very good family, very well-connected political family. And like all great men, |
| 0:31.8 | events of his childhood take on a sort of omen quality after the fact, right? Ordinary things happening take on a sort of,men quality after the fact, right? |
| 0:38.0 | Ordinary things happening take on a sort of, |
| 0:40.2 | ooh, predicting the future kind of quality. |
| 0:42.6 | In the case of Plato, we're told by Cicero, |
| 0:45.3 | who's writing several hundred years later, |
| 0:47.0 | that a swarm of bees, |
| 0:49.4 | I'm so afraid of bees, |
| 0:51.0 | I can barely tell you this story without retching. |
| 0:53.4 | I just can't emphasize this enough. A swarm of bees lands I can barely tell you this story without retching. I just can't emphasize |
| 0:54.3 | this enough. A swarm of bees lands on his mouth. And this predicts, not, as you would assume, |
| 1:02.6 | a perfectly valid lifelong fear of bees, but rather that he'll have this sort of beautiful |
| 1:09.8 | honey eloquence |
| 1:11.1 | so have this beautiful capacity for sweet rhetoric |
| 1:13.7 | which is of course absolutely true |
| 1:15.8 | it's not the only animal that we have in connection with Plato |
| 1:19.5 | he is also compared by one of his unfavourable contemporaries |
| 1:23.3 | a man named Antistthenes he says he says Plato is exactly like a frisky horse. |
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