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Natalie Haynes Stands Up for the Classics

Juvenal

Natalie Haynes Stands Up for the Classics

BBC

Stand-up, History, Comedy

4.8598 Ratings

🗓️ 18 February 2020

⏱️ 28 minutes

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Summary

Join Natalie Haynes and guests for half an hour of comedy and the Classics from the BBC Radio Theatre in London.

Natalie is a reformed comedian who is a little bit obsessive about Ancient Greece and Rome.

This time Natalie stands up in the name of Greek writer Lucian. Expect to hear about the possible origins of 'The Life of Brian', the possible inspiration for Mickey Mouse and a trip to the moon about a thousand years before NASA.

With special guests Professor Edith Hall and Matthew Sweet. Producer: Mary Ward-Lowery

First broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in 2017.

Transcript

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0:00.0

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0:05.3

Ladies and gentlemen, today I am standing up for Juvenile.

0:18.0

Juvenile is the author of satires, or I often think of them as scurri, as rants.

0:24.2

Juvenile doesn't write for you to read him.

0:26.6

He writes to perform.

0:28.0

He is basically history's first great stand-up comedian.

0:32.3

So he writes these incredible rants, and for ages people puzzled that, you know,

0:35.8

where he goes off into this tangent and then there's some ring composition if you look at it as a comedian which is after all

0:40.5

what i used to do it makes perfect sense of course he goes off into a massive tangent comes back in

0:44.5

and carries on with the narrative that's what all comedians do and he is a great comedian he's not a

0:50.1

nice person but he is a great comedian he wrote 16 16 satires. He is responsible for some of the

0:55.9

most quoted, best-known lines in all of Latin literature. Whenever someone's being snooty about reality

1:01.6

TV and how too many of us watch strictly come dancing and not enough of us watch news night,

1:06.0

they invariably go, ah, bread and circuses, oh, bread and circuses. They are of course quoting Juvenile,

1:11.9

who says that the plebs, that would be us, sold our votes for Paramedka-Kensase, bread and the

1:17.4

games and the circuses. His biography, Juvenile's biography, is incredibly elusive. Now,

1:22.7

that might not seem unusual. He's from the ancient world. Lots of people in the ancient world

1:26.1

are elusive. But he lived in a time when there were loads of other writers whose work survives. He's from the ancient world. Lots of people in the ancient world are elusive. But he lived

1:27.5

in a time when there were loads of other writers whose work survives. He was born around the middle

1:32.5

of the first century CE. And we get a reference to him, I think two references to him in Marshall,

1:38.1

the epigrammatist. But otherwise, he's incredibly opaque. We can kind of sketch out a maybe biography,

1:43.7

but it is really maybe.

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