Plant Splooge
Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People
Chris Gethard
4.8 • 9.1K Ratings
🗓️ 7 November 2017
⏱️ 72 minutes
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Summary
A bonafide geologist tells Geth about fossilized dung fungi and the behind the scenes secrets of the Museum of Natural History. They also talk about how quickly the Earth is dying and weigh the likelihood of colonizing Mars.
This episode is brought to you by Sonos (www.sonos.com), Hello Fresh (www.hellofresh.com code: STORIES30), Audible (www.audible.com/esther).
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| 0:00.0 | You guys have heard me for a few weeks now talking about how amazing Sonos is and I'm telling you I'm someone who's like |
| 0:05.0 | I don't think Sonos could be doing a better job with their products |
| 0:07.5 | Well, guess what they just released a new one the Sonos one makes it even better hooked up with the Amazon Alexa |
| 0:12.5 | You can now talk to your Sonos say turn the volume up or start playing it in the bedroom about to walk into the bedroom |
| 0:18.3 | So turn it on in the bedroom too. I want to be listening this song there in it |
| 0:21.6 | It's great, and I love it and now for a limited time |
| 0:23.6 | Sonos is offering a listener's beautiful anonymous 10% off one order |
| 0:27.4 | You want to spend $2,500 or less you're gonna get 10% off any product Sonos.com use the promo code stories 10 |
| 0:34.3 | That's capital S T O R I E S one zero at Sonos.com |
| 0:39.6 | 10% off you get the offer going I'm telling you you're gonna love these speakers |
| 0:44.4 | Want to tell you about another really great show here at earwolf. It's Gilbert got frees amazing colossal podcast |
| 0:50.7 | Everybody knows Gilbert got frees the guys and I can't as a comedian everybody loves Gilbert |
| 0:56.4 | Right you know there's a lot of means you're right. We're talking about Aladdin Beverly Hills comp to problem child |
| 1:01.7 | They were a fleck tell the aristocrats joke |
| 1:05.5 | Gilbert's podcast is great brings celebrities like weird out Judd Apatel |
| 1:09.0 | Ira Glass onto the podcast talks about show business legends old horror movies folklore dirty jokes stories from the road |
| 1:15.2 | Also, there's a documentary called Gilbert about his life. It's in select theaters now |
| 1:19.1 | You can check out new episodes of Gilbert God frees amazing colossal podcast every Monday |
| 1:22.9 | Wherever you listen stitcher apple podcast earwolf.com enjoy it |
| 1:33.3 | Hello to all my dumb fun geez |
| 1:36.4 | It's beautiful anonymous one hour one phone call my name's no holds bar |
| 1:52.9 | You get to know me hey everybody it's Chris get there to hear hello |
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