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Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People
Chris Gethard
4.8 • 9.1K Ratings
🗓️ 31 October 2017
⏱️ 72 minutes
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Summary
"You can't give puppies cow vaccines." That's how this caller ends her hour with Gethard. The journey to that moment takes us through: Italian Madrigals, getting licked by a baby cow, going on a tour of a cranberry marsh, and a very personal story about the loss of a friend. All this while she's prepping to perform a show that starts right when the call ends.
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| 0:35.1 | Want to remind everybody there's a new show on earwalf |
| 0:37.7 | It's called Doctor Game Show and it's run by my friend Joe Firestone one of my absolute best friends in this world |
| 0:43.8 | One of the most brilliant comedians in New York City doing just truly fantastic |
| 0:48.3 | Experimental stuff for years now her show |
| 0:51.3 | Celebrities coming they have guests coming these people play game shows submitted by listeners |
| 0:55.9 | She also gets listeners on the phone they play the game shows too. I was on the first episode on earwalf just came out last week |
| 1:02.0 | Check out new episode to doctor game show. It comes out every Wednesday |
| 1:06.3 | It's wherever you get your podcasts like stitch your Apple podcasts all the big ones |
| 1:10.8 | You know about it if you ever think that my sense of humor is funny |
| 1:13.6 | I think you'll love Joe's sense of humor as well because she and I are old pals and we're cut from the same weirdo cloth |
| 1:18.8 | And I hope you go to earwalf.com to check it out and I hope you subscribe |
| 1:26.9 | Hello to all my wine seller enthusiasts beautiful anonymous one hour one phone call no names no holds barred |
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| 1:52.0 | Hello everybody so all friend Chris gethered here a new episode beautiful anonymous must be a Tuesday |
| 1:57.9 | Unless of course you're listening to this after the first day it comes out so happy |
| 2:04.4 | To say thank you always I always like to start this podcast by being genuinely grateful to all the people who support |
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