Plant-Based Bestiality: For The Vegan Animal Lover

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 30 April 2025

⏱️ 51 minutes

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On Today’s Episode:Tim wrestles with a disturbing dream where he becomes the world’s most racist supervillain, Malario, a mosquito-shooting menace bent on African domination. Also, Dove thinks your emojis aren’t inclusive enough, and Tim has thoughts. Spoiler: He’s not thrilled about customizing tiny cartoon faces. Plus: Voicemails Today: Listeners debate the legal and ethical complications […]

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0:00.0	Hey Freaks, it's Friday, April 30th, 20th, coming up on the program today.
0:04.8	Start the day off right by slamming a morning abortion smoothie.
0:08.5	Plus, introducing plant-based bestiality for the vegan dogfucker.
0:13.0	Man beats wife for touching the thermostat and hat fishing, concealing your baldness to get laid.
0:18.6	All coming up today.
0:22.5	Distorted View Daily, proudly presents Geraldo, reporting live from Baltimore.
0:28.9	That's a very excited crowd where I am standing right now, as the deadline has come.
0:35.2	The deadline has come.
0:45.7	And now we will see if the people clear, I'm with the state Senate majority leader, Pew.
0:47.0	Come on, get out of the way, man.
0:48.4	Don't touch one. Stop blocking my camera.
0:50.3	Don't stop blocking my camera.
0:52.3	Come on.
0:54.3	Come on. Come on.
0:54.8	Come on, stop it.
0:57.7	You're making a fool of yourself.
0:59.8	I'm making a fool of yourself.
1:02.7	Carl, you calm down.
1:06.1	Just stop.
1:06.9	Wait a minute.
1:07.7	Wait a minute.
1:08.0	We don't need your false coverage.
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