A Big Dick Rastafarian Making My Coconuts Clap

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 28 April 2025

⏱️ 50 minutes

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On Today’s Show: News Highlights: Listener Calls: Haley’s Comet drops a very problematic voicemail. Kickstart addictions, Cactus Cooler cravings, and a potential 20th Anniversary Roast of Tim? (Spoiler: Tim roasts YOU instead.) 00:00:00 Introduction 02:41:15 Unocvering New Material From Viral Favorites / The Unsavory Chef 07:01:05 The Return Of John Dakers / Woody Woodpecker 11:56:05 […]

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0:00.0	Hey Freaks, it's Monday, April 28th, 2025.
0:03.4	Coming up on the program today,
0:04.9	The Big Dick Rustafarian making my coconuts clap.
0:08.2	Plus, a viral blast from the past is back to sing the theme song to Woody Woodpecker,
0:12.9	a stained glass wall of colored piss,
0:15.3	and AI John Cena fantasizes about virtual rape.
0:22.2	Distorted View Daily, proudly presents newscaster slip-ups.
0:28.3	And if you're making last-minute dinner plans, you may have a hard time getting in some of the tithies and some of the city's top spots.
0:36.6	Last week, Titter said Twitter said guidelines were being updated due to confusion.
0:41.6	The company says any users who tweets content.
0:46.7	Excuse me.
0:48.4	Okay.
0:49.6	I'm talking.
0:51.8	Kate Winslet and Leonardo de Crabb DiCaprio.
0:55.4	If you'll remember last year, he was dealing with a bulging disc issue rather in his lower back.
1:00.3	Joining us in our studio now is the leader of Scottish Labor.
1:04.0	Sorry, Kesea dugdown.
1:05.5	A police department in California is taking an unusual approach to catch porn pirates red-handed.
1:11.5	Porch pirates, yes.
1:13.1	Pardon me.
1:14.3	California is farting.
1:15.7	It's, excuse me, fighting.
	...

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