Good afternoon. The nights are beginning to draw in because it's October very, very soon.

And you know what that means? It can only be one thing. It's time for Plank of the Week.

Welcome back to this week's edition of Plank of the Week. And I kid you not, we've had an awful lot of planks and an awful lot of weeks, but this I think may beat them all.

And I'm delighted to say that we are in a beautiful news studio, which has been made at great expense by News

UK. And I'm also delighted to introduce to you two people who incredibly haven't ever been on

Plank of the Week. The first, to my left, is Tonya Buxton, super celebrity chef, mother, businesswoman, woman, woman about town, I suppose

I should say.

I like one of those times.

Richard Tice, leader of the Reform UK party, a man with his own show on talk radio, almost

a media mogul, you could say, in some description.

Welcome to both of you, and thank you for joining us in this very first fantastic Plank studio.

It's great to be here.

I mean, it's amazing. I was always a bit worried that I might be a victim of a bit.

Well, I mean, I suppose you were probably ruled out from that because of the rules during

elections. You're not allowed to be named at any point during election campaigns. But, you know,

I think we should give Tolio the first dibs for who your first nomination is. Now, I know you both probably watched it before.

You're basically going to nominate three people.

We're going to get them down to one.

We're going to choose the final person.

But this week has been unbelievable, isn't it?

I mean, there were so many.

It was really hard to break them down to just three.

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