Welcome to another sparkling edition of Plank of the Week.

And we are in a new month.

It is May.

The weather doesn't tell you it's May, but you think it was actually the spring, possibly even the summer.

And we've got a brand new team in for this month.

And it is, of course, Mark Dolan, the Talk Radio

Drive Time host, extraordinary.

And Emily Carver's back as well, economics expert, woman of many talents, and I'm very, very

glad to see you both, because we've been stuck in this kind of situation where we couldn't

get anybody into the building.

Obviously, we could get you into the building, but we were going with with Kevin O'Sullivan and Dawn Neesham and we just decided to keep it like that for a while.

But now that the shackles are off, we're allowed to rotate. So don't worry, Kevin and Dawn will be back, but for today it's you guys and so I'm very glad to see you.

Quite a lot of pressure. Yeah, just a bit. Yeah, don't worry. This is not a competitive game.

Am I Kevin or Dawn? That's the question. Would you like to kick us off, Mark, given that you're so confused?

Yes, I'd like to offer, as Plank of the Week, Exhibit A, Dominic Raab,

who is hardly a barrel of laughs at the best of time.

But this government, our past masters now, at turning a good news story into a bad news story.

We have, as we well know, this wonderful vaccine rollout.

The most recent statistic that I've seen about tragic COVID deaths is one in the whole of the UK.

And of course, that's very sad.

Yes.

But in a population of 67 million, it's not...

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