Welcome to another sparkling edition of Plank of the Week.

And as we showed you last week, we've actually got a proper plank to give away at the end of the show.

Today, I'm very, very happy to say.

We're joined by two stalwart's veterans, you might even say, of Plank of the Week.

James Max, our very own talk radio, early morning breakfast presenter.

And Georgie Frost recently returned from European Climes.

Welcome to both of you. Thank you for joining us. So James, I'm going to ask you to kick us off with your first nomination.

My first nomination is somebody who actually is quite competent. And I'm sort of feeding to the

obvious here because people will say it's because of your politics that you're choosing him. But I'm sort of feeding to the obvious here because people will say it's because of your politics that you're choosing him.

But I want to choose Kea Stama.

Good man.

The difficulty that I have with him though is that he's Captain Hindsight.

He is.

He is absolutely brilliant at telling you how you should have done things had you been him,

except on every single occasion when he is asked to give his opinion as to what the policy might be,

no idea.

I know, he doesn't have any policy thoughts whatsoever.

In fact, today, when he was being critical before Boris Johnson made his latest statement,

he said that they got it wrong in June about the kids going back to school.

Well, back in June, Kirstarmer wasn't telling anyone what they should do.

Because when Boris Johnson asked him five times, will you actually say the children should go back to school?

He wouldn't say.

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