Welcome to another sparkling edition of Plank of the Week.

And once again, I'm delighted to say we've actually got real people in a real TV studio.

We have to do a bit of social distancing, but that's not particularly unusual,

particularly when I talk about Patrick Christie's who's here with us.

I always like to stay as far away from him as possible.

Esther Cracko is here for the first time as well.

Political commentator, a woman that's been on Talk Radio plenty of times.

We thought it was time for you to dip your toe in the water of discovering who Plank of the

Week should be this week.

And we've got plenty of contenders.

It has to be said, remember people, by the way, if you haven't done it, you must subscribe

to YouTube and you'll get not only all the Plank of the week stuff that goes out, but everything else that we do here at Talk Radio. There's lots of it and there's going to be more of it

coming down the pipe. Patrick, let's start with you. Who's your first nominee?

Jopra Archer, England Quick Bowler. Oh yes. Obviously England playing the West Indies now. We're

back at it with the cricket and that's great. But they had a very, very strict kind of social distancing regime that all of the teams had to do.

The West Indies, for example, spent four weeks hold up in a Manchester hotel, which

sounds absolutely horrendous, isn't it? But Joffre Archer decided to flout these rules by doing

a 130-mile trip to see his dog in home. Didn't even see his girlfriend. He had to deny that

he'd seen his girlfriend, because that makes it better. It was only the dog.

So now he is obviously out of action. He can't play. He should have been quarantining. But of course, he can't call it quarantine unless it comes to the quarantine region of France. apologising, but I'm so sick now of reading stories and hearing stories about people apologising.

I now don't actually care what they're apologising for, you know, and it wasn't until you just told me that, that that was what it was that he did. But why is it when people take these trips,

it's always 100, you know, it's never like two miles or, you know, three miles. They brought the

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