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Hello and welcome to yet another exciting edition of Plank of the Week.

And here's the Plank.

I've got with me today two stalwarts of the business that we are in,

which is, of course, Talking for a Living.

Emily Carver, commentator, a woman of the world, man about town,

woman about town, I suppose I should say, of indeterminate gender.

Mark Dolan also here, drive-time host this week of talk radio, but also man of many parts.

Should we start off with you, Emily? There's been lots of plankery this week. I mean, it just gets ridiculous. People keep tweeting me saying, you might have to start doing this every day.

Now, my first nomination is Prince Harry. I normally go for Megan because she winds me up so much,

but this time it's got to be Harry or, well, formerly known as Prince Harry. I guess he's no longer known as that in most of the country's eyes.

I call him the Duke of Netflix now. How much are they getting paid for that?

Well, I'm not sure, but I mean, until they said they were going to do a reality show,

I thought they're not going to very much money now,

but the reality show of sort of, you know, at home with the Kardashians starring Megan and Harry,

I mean, they might make a bit of money out of that.

I mean, I'm one of the saddos who will watch it, even though I despise them.

But anyway, the reason... His legal status has changed, because he was officially Prince.

Now he's just hostage.

Yes.

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