So, it's that time of the week.

It's time to look at all the planks and the number of people that have done something stupid.

I think this could be an all-time great story because it is, in fact, time for COP26.

Everybody's gone to Glasgow.

Everyone in the world.

Well, almost everyone in the world.

But we haven't gone.

We're still here in London at the world headquarters of common sense because it's time now for Plank of the Week.

And I'm delighted to say my two guests are frequenters, you might say, of this particular

programme. But for the first time in the big studio, Emily Carver, political commentator, Kevin

O'Sullivan, Talk Radio's very own, 7-10 presenter in the evening.

Welcome to both of you.

I take you, both decided not to go to Glasgow for COPS-26.

I was going to, but I couldn't get the train.

It was broken down.

Well, there may be some mention of that.

There may be some mention of that.

You know, funny that a tree could actually end the possibility

of anybody going anywhere. I didn't want to add to car. When they're trying to save the forests and everything. And then everyone had to get onto an aeroplanes, jet planes to get up there.

Unbelievable.

I thought I'd say at home and watch it.

I mean, we do have to be careful that we don't just turn this into a complete

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