Welcome to a very special edition of Plank of the Week.

And I'll tell you why it's a very special edition.

It's a very special edition because we are all in the same room.

Now, for weeks and weeks and weeks, we haven't been able to get anybody into the building here at London Bridge.

But today, for the first time, I'm delighted to say that we have Jerry Hayes, the well-renowned barrister, reconteur, former Tory MP, and Emily Carver as well.

I'm going to call you a political commentator because I think that's what you do best.

I asked for Jerry to be as far away from me as possible.

So he's way over there and Emily is right next to me.

You've got your mask.

Where did you get that?

Oh, I was rummaging through Anne Widdickham's Nick-a-Drawn.

It's a very psychedilly.

Anyway, so, Jerry, tell us to your first plank.

Well, the first plank is one of the biggest plankers that the country has produced so far.

What I'm suggesting is we have a lifetime award for him. Let me just give you a little clue.

He really messed up the railways.

He nearly destroyed the legal system.

I know who you mean now.

No, it was grailing.

Failing, failing, grailing.

What's he done now then?

Oh, it's just what he's going to do.

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