Welcome to a brilliant new edition of Plank of the Week.

We are sitting, as you can see, in a very different studio today

because we have decided to elevate ourselves

to the top floor of the News UK building.

We are 17 stories high above St Paul's Cathedral,

as you can see behind me.

And I'm here with two very, very, very special friends.

Mr James Max, Talk Radio's very own early breakfast presenter.

I think they still call it that. And of course, Emily Carver, who we haven't seen for a while

because we've all been in sort of lockdown city. So we haven't been able to get you into the building,

but we smould her in this time so that she can join in. I suppose we should get going, guys.

Really nice to see Christmas trees around, isn't it? Yeah, they're lovely. I'm just worried about the environment. There's so much plastic around here.

Well, I wouldn't worry too much about the environment because there are other people to do that.

That's true. What's an immediate segue. Yes, there are loads of people all over the place that worry about that.

Maybe you should kick off with one of them. It's Prince Harry. Yes. And normally I wouldn't be so rude as to have to refer, but I want to get his words right because they're so ridiculous.

So what if every single one of us was a raindrop?

This is what Prince Harry has asked.

What's the point of bringing children into the world if it's on fire?

But he then says that we can beat climate change by relieving the parched ground.

Oh, Mr. Wokie McGucusen, stop it!

This is embarrassing.

I know you've taken a lot of money from Netflix.

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