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Welcome to another sparkling edition of Plank of the Week. They come around very quickly almost once a week, some would say.

I'm here in the company, I'm delighted to say, of Dawn Niesham, who has returned, I think, from a holiday since the last time I saw you, haven't you?

Yes.

And Russell Quirk, I don't know if you've been away at a holiday, but you're looking fine.

No chance.

Looking as though you're ready for action.

So Dawn, I think we've had quite a week this week.

I took a couple of days off.

Happy birthday to you.

Yes, it was my birthday and that's fine.

You know, people talk to me about birthdays like as if I'm about 10. Oh, you brought me some cake. Happy birthday to you.

Oh, thank you.

Oh, that's very nice.

We wanted to have candles because of the fire has health and say you were.

But also you can't buy that many cameras, they're lessies.

There wasn't a big enough cake.

There's a law against that.

Can't get more than 40.

Anyway, so thank you very much. That's very kind of you. Is that the best you could do, by the way?

There might be a bottle of champagne for a house.

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